unicornbl000d:

Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.

I think I’m onto something here.

reblogged from wecanalwaysdream (originally unicornbl000d)
07Jul14
19:14
+ 284419

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

reblogged from oswinious (originally anacondaxvice)
25Jun14
17:58
+ 629695
reblogged from jellymushrooms (originally kilgarymountain-deactivated2013)
24Jun14
19:46
+ 1282569
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

reblogged from oswinious (originally societyghost)
16Jun14
18:41
+ 181382

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

reblogged from amberbydreams (originally did-you-kno)
14Jun14
5:51
+ 53813

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

reblogged from wecanalwaysdream (originally foodtrucker)
08Jun14
18:35
+ 427603

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

reblogged from celestialnexus (originally jaclcfrost)
06Jun14
18:25
+ 102043

theroyalbae:

crushes are fun

when you have a chance with them

reblogged from oswinious (originally theroyalbae)
05Jun14
20:23
+ 29015

safety-officer-barto:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

reblogged from ceilingninja (originally electro-monk)
05Jun14
5:05
+ 285621

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

reblogged from oswinious (originally expels)
01Jun14
19:16
+ 320940